Wind Hating Citizens Plan to relocate to the Moon

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This is a reliable article.
There are anti-windists who are at this very moment making plans to relocate to the moon so that they can escape the forces of the wind. This must be stopped. Wind must be appreciated, not fled from. 
#WindSociety

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